Hash Trash

Jimmy Buffet Hash

Jimmy Buffet Hash

Hare: Dog Fucker Hounds: Rambush: First Blood, I am Not a Cock, Semper Pi, Ride the Pony, Diaper Rash, 6 O’Cock, Krusty Kitty, Snitch Snatch, Just Jack aka Buff Data, Just Brian (virgin), Just XXX, Just XXX (sorry, too many margarita’s maybe) So Here We Are, I mean there we were in the parking lot behind Andrews on the Corner Bar, nice location with The Rattle Snake Club in front of us, the river to the right and Atwater Brewing…

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Last Minute Ann Arbor Hash

Last Minute Ann Arbor Hash

Hare: I’d Do Norman Cockwell, Asti-Spunk-On-Me, TMI General Hounds: Semper Pi, I’m Not A Cock, Cock Lobster, Crunchy Panties, Sex & Ate, Slurpee 2nds, Scottish Finger Cuffs, Snitch Snatch, and Virgin Just Lauren Real Hounds: Just Chase, Thirteen, Just Kasey First off, toast to Norman for planning a last minute hash without any pre-scouting. The day started out with much rejoicing shortly after 1500, when the pack realized it outnumbered the hares. The plan to have a Turkey and Eagle…

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Cinco de Mayo Hash Trash

Cinco de Mayo Hash Trash

Submitted by Big Fat Fuck: We had about some hashers, I don’t remember everyone because I was a bit buzzed. It seems that everyone had a good time. If I have forgotten you please let me know by responding to idontfingcare@indifferent.com hashers present: I am not a cock, Rambush, BFF, Face, JP, Ass Ripper, Just Jill, Just Lindsay, Kiddie, Porn Dungeon, Cock Lobster, Pubio, POTA, Decorated Asshole, Anallytical, Donkey, Just Eric, Just Courtney, Olive Dick, Just Charity Trail was 4.5ish…

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2013.4.21 hash trash

2013.4.21 hash trash

Contributed by VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGiant: Earth Day Hash! Hares: TMI General, Semper Pi, others? Hashers: The usuals, plus a Virgin or two, plus some un-usuals. The weather god must have known we were polishing her surface, as we were blessed with sunny skies and great temperatures. Diaper showed up with some “race herpes” on his leg, along with a v*gina ankle. He might have been standing at circle, but not without help. Needless to say, we all pointed and laughed. Everyone was…

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2012.12.21 Hash Trash (the disappointing end of the world)

2012.12.21 Hash Trash (the disappointing end of the world)

COMB has had this on his Agenda almost as long as the 12.12.12 hash. Needless to say, he made sure it was poorly planned and relied entirely on the expertise of Rambush, I Am Not A Cock, and Winter Merkin to get most of the pack to the On-In. In the beginning, it was cold. Really fucking cold. Really, really fucking cold. We could keep going here, but I assume the point has found its way across. It was so…

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2012.12.16 hash trash

2012.12.16 hash trash

Courtesy of Semper Pi: So there we were in the parking lot of the farmers market, also the 44th court lot (very near to the police dept too), this will become an important detail later. Circle was barely audible as Vagiant was morose and trailed off several times. Not a cock had to take over, but by that time the pack was restless & missed the part that all walker marks were going to be in chalk only. Chicken dick’s…

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ARRRRR!! Hash Trash 9.15.12

ARRRRR!! Hash Trash 9.15.12

Courtesy of Mrs. Rambush: First Blood~ Hares: Heavy Load, with co-haring-pudding-shot-makers, Sharin’ Fluids and Show & Tell Hashers: 2 Vicodin & a Bottle of Wine, AnalLytical, Asti Spunk On Me, Babe, B.O.S., Back Check 2, Cakehole, Coxcykle, Cum on My Back-teria, Damaged Goods, Diaper Rash, Dripstick, I am Not a Cock, Jaws, Pennsil Vein, Poop Sky Walker, Rambush: First Blood, Ride the Pony, Scottish Finger Cuffs, Sex & Ate, Sleeps in her Sister’s Bed, Slurpee 2nds, S.O.G., SuziChapsDicks, The Rapist,…

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Hash Trash 9.2.12

Hash Trash 9.2.12

Hares: Mother Inferior, Cakehole, Show & Tell Hashers: KY King, VAGiant, Diaper Rash, Ride the Pony, Semper Pi, Touch Myself In General, Self Rising, I Needa More Head, I’m Not a Cock, Rambush: First Blood, Ass 2 Math, Big Fat Fuck, Don’key, How’d He Do Me and his Virgin, Tranny Head, Lube My Beads, Sleeps in his Sister’s Bed, No Pussy 4 Him, Udderly F-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, Just Candace, Olive Dick, Chicken Dick, In & Out, Six O’Cock, The Rapist, It’s Pretty…

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Hash Trash 8.26.12

Hash Trash 8.26.12

Hares: Udderly F-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, How’d He Do Me, Just Arthur Hashers: Phantom of the Areola, Sex & Ate, Lube My Beads, Tranny Head, Scottish Fingercuffs, Slurpee 2nds, Diaper Rash, Ride the Pony, Poop Skywalker, It’s Pretty Tight, Big Fat Fuck, Don’key, Touch Myself In General, Semper Pi, Creeping Charlie, I’m Not A Cock, Rambush: First Blood, No Pussy 4 Him, BOSS, SOG, Suzie Chapsdicks, Mother Inferior, Analytical, 2 Vicodin & a Bottle of Wine, Willing Filling, Speed Semen, Chicken Dick, Olive…

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Hash Trash 8.18.2012

Hash Trash 8.18.2012

H@res: VaGiant, Just Beth, I’m Not a Cock Hounds: 2 Vicodin, Asti Spunk On Me, CakeHole, Chicken Dick, Cunt Remember, How’d He Do Me, No Pussy, Olive Dick, Pennsil Vein, Rambush: First Blood, Semper Pi (beer bitched), TMI General, Tranny Head, Udderly Fucked, Whip It Out, Hept C, Just Kirov & Just Shiver, Just Brian, Just Heather, Just Kelly, Just Kyle, Just Steven, Just Kelly 2, Just Arthur, & 7 virgins You thought the Olympics were over, but the hashers…

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