Cinco Hash Trash Slight recap of the week leading up to “Cinco Hash Detroit 2014”. The hares gathered in a remote section of Ypsilanti to scout new territory not knowing what we would get into. The “Tres Amigo’s + Halfrican” start blazing trail, all is good so far, trail is wide and flat (Insert inappropriate MOM joke here). One mile in and all looks promising, hares split up scouting trails in every direction. As you can tell, that ended badly….
Beer mile is a drinking race combining r@unning and speed drinking (Wikipedia). DUH…. Spring Beer Mile is now in the books and not a single Hasher blew chunks! Bummer… The course was a nice half assed loop with a few minor obstacles. The timer starts and the heavenly sound of beers cracking and gulping begins, as the empties hit the ground, they’re off! Rounding the first bend the r@nners are feeling like a million bucks, sprinting down the stretch and…
O Ohh What a Weekend…. The “O” started flowing as the Kilted Hash crew filed into the Tilted Kilt like a Boss. IMNaC muscling the management into getting us a spot behind the bar. Soon the party started to grow and the table takeover started. Beer, food and Hashers everywhere. The Weekend of O Ohh kicked off with a bang and there is no stopping what might happen next. Round after round and things started to get interesting. Time to…
Another successful Hash in the books! PROFANITY, well F*ck it’s over! Thank god we’re all still alive and most of us with only mild cases of frostbite and hypothermia. The trail short and sweet, we’ll maybe not sweet, but definitely short. The runners were led into the snowy knee deep abyss of mayhem and uncertain woodsy doom by VAGiant and P3. The walkers shimmied carefully across the frozen tundra not to disturb mother natures glory by Rambush. The peaceful silence…
Hares: Cakehole, Pretty Pretty Pedophile, Chicken Dick with guest hares How’d He Do Me & COMB for a few feet. Hounds: Diaper Rash, I’m Not a Cock, Rambush: First Blood, No Pussy for You, Spank Bank, Crusty Panties & Just Chase, Tranny Head, TMI General, Semper Pi, In & Out, Flaming Cunt Waffle, Aim it at My Face, Just MMM, Just Jack, Ball Wench, Honey Hole, Just FFF, Cock Lobster, Just FFF, Coxcyckle, COMB, Udderly Fuuuucked, How’d He Do Me,…
Hare: Dog Fucker Hounds: Rambush: First Blood, I am Not a Cock, Semper Pi, Ride the Pony, Diaper Rash, 6 O’Cock, Krusty Kitty, Snitch Snatch, Just Jack aka Buff Data, Just Brian (virgin), Just XXX, Just XXX (sorry, too many margarita’s maybe) So Here We Are, I mean there we were in the parking lot behind Andrews on the Corner Bar, nice location with The Rattle Snake Club in front of us, the river to the right and Atwater Brewing…
Hare: I’d Do Norman Cockwell, Asti-Spunk-On-Me, TMI General Hounds: Semper Pi, I’m Not A Cock, Cock Lobster, Crunchy Panties, Sex & Ate, Slurpee 2nds, Scottish Finger Cuffs, Snitch Snatch, and Virgin Just Lauren Real Hounds: Just Chase, Thirteen, Just Kasey First off, toast to Norman for planning a last minute hash without any pre-scouting. The day started out with much rejoicing shortly after 1500, when the pack realized it outnumbered the hares. The plan to have a Turkey and Eagle…
Submitted by Big Fat Fuck: We had about some hashers, I don’t remember everyone because I was a bit buzzed. It seems that everyone had a good time. If I have forgotten you please let me know by responding to idontfingcare@indifferent.com hashers present: I am not a cock, Rambush, BFF, Face, JP, Ass Ripper, Just Jill, Just Lindsay, Kiddie, Porn Dungeon, Cock Lobster, Pubio, POTA, Decorated Asshole, Anallytical, Donkey, Just Eric, Just Courtney, Olive Dick, Just Charity Trail was 4.5ish…
Contributed by VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGiant: Earth Day Hash! Hares: TMI General, Semper Pi, others? Hashers: The usuals, plus a Virgin or two, plus some un-usuals. The weather god must have known we were polishing her surface, as we were blessed with sunny skies and great temperatures. Diaper showed up with some “race herpes” on his leg, along with a v*gina ankle. He might have been standing at circle, but not without help. Needless to say, we all pointed and laughed. Everyone was…
COMB has had this on his Agenda almost as long as the 12.12.12 hash. Needless to say, he made sure it was poorly planned and relied entirely on the expertise of Rambush, I Am Not A Cock, and Winter Merkin to get most of the pack to the On-In. In the beginning, it was cold. Really fucking cold. Really, really fucking cold. We could keep going here, but I assume the point has found its way across. It was so…