Last Minute Ann Arbor Hash

Last Minute Ann Arbor Hash

Hare: I’d Do Norman Cockwell, Asti-Spunk-On-Me, TMI General
Hounds: Semper Pi, I’m Not A Cock, Cock Lobster, Crunchy Panties, Sex & Ate, Slurpee 2nds, Scottish Finger Cuffs, Snitch Snatch, and Virgin Just Lauren
Real Hounds: Just Chase, Thirteen, Just Kasey
First off, toast to Norman for planning a last minute hash without any pre-scouting. The day started out with much rejoicing shortly after 1500, when the pack realized it outnumbered the hares. The plan to have a Turkey and Eagle trail was soon thereafter squashed when the only eagle, Cock Lobster – an over achiever that ran 17 miles earlier – figured he would be a turkey for the day. Somehow Snitch Snatch managed to make it on time for circle, Again; maybe it’s because the research is done and she is just here for fun now. Circle was brief with very few marks b/c well, although we are half minds we are not brain dead (most of the time).
The runner trail kept the pack together with lots of checks, especially looking for true trail for quite some time after the SBC. No check was left un-checked or un-marked on the first leg. We were living in an alternate universe again as Not a Cock was the FRB at several points on the trail. Sex & Scottish on the first leg were teased with a FWB (although written FRB) that was labeled but not found, we blame the hare Asti. The first BN was joyfully enjoyed at Wolverine; it pays to have a hare that works there ;). After the BN the runners dropped from 7 to 4, maybe too much beer who knows. The hares got a little confused and took a little too much time strolling around a neighborhood and TMI was caught on trail by Cock Lobster, who then said that was the highlight of his hashing life. Then 3 of the runners decided to run through a False and let the over achiever go back and run the true trail and it paid off, Diaper was not there so someone had to do it. At some point on the walker trail, the virgin was overly excited by a set of twins; you know there is a name in that. Crunchy’s little dog faired the 6+ miles well, but by the time he reached the 2nd BN he was ready for a nap so Semper gave into to his big eyes and let him fall asleep in her arms. Although the running hares laid a great trail, the walking hare lead them right back to the first BN; there was no beer this time though and it caused them to miss the 2nd BN. There was a benefit to the circle jerk, with the extra walkers revisiting the same damn trail they were able to find the FWB!
As the Gods decided to spit on us, circle was run under the pavilion-ish structure in front of the bathroom. All the normals were covered, then Slurpee pointed out that only the hares ended up with blood on trail. So a version of Doni was sung, with Asti’s name substituted in as it was very appropriate for his trail today. For the small pack there were lots of accusations with at least half leading back to the hares. The day ended with Cock Lobster commenting that he liked the more intimate trail today, I think he just liked being able to hear himself sing barbershop style.

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