Motown Ann Arbor Hash House Harriers

no one was there to tell us what to do,so we followed ditch’s request,we said, the hash must go on. whomever may have gathered at the house of the grinders of meat,listened to the instructions. some of the instructions were clear. some of the instructions were followed.the weather was clear.some of the minds were clear also,perhaps? the virgins looked perplexed,the hares attempted to set expectations.they may have failed? so we set out, and they followed. there was a return, of sorts,…

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I’d like to open this email with a public apology to Whip for not getting this out last night as demanded. To be honest, I was exhausted because all the hounds were on our ASSES for the entire duration of trail. Anyway. It was a lovely day in beautiful Ann Arbor, Michigan and a nice group gathered at Island Park to celebrate a last-minute trail. Rumpleforeskin was late because he was watching porn or his wife was talking to him;…

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WELL WELL WELL we had a hash today! A virgin hare decided to pop his cherry and lay trail on what turned out to be a beautiful spring day in Ann Arbor. Some might say it was TOO BEAUTIFUL! Roundabout 20 of us gathered at *new location* Lockett Park for the on-start. Unfortunately, the hares were nowhere to be found because they were still busily attempting to pre-lay walker trail, which turned out not to matter because the walkers just…

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WELL WELL WELL THERE WE WERE… at the Northville Planet Fitness parking lot. I personally admit I expected more trouble as I don’t picture Northville fitness enthusiasts as “let them” type of people, but the hash gathered peacefully without any harassment from the locals. We had a nice turnout of about 20 (?) hashers, including one virgin, and sleeves were duly sliced with Cox’s knife and ripped off violently by Banjo. Hopefully no one wore anything they liked too much!…

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There was a hash today! Despite the rain, a fair number (10) of enthused hashers came out for the on-start at Hunt Park. Not Whip, though, he had to come late because he had to poop. And this is true! Luckily we could all confirm that things came out nice and clean when he showed us his butt per tradition at the conclusion circle. Anyway, enough of that.  The hare (me) set off in the pouring rain to lay some…

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