Motown Ann Arbor Hash House Harriers

Courtesy of Mrs. Rambush: First Blood~ Hares: Heavy Load, with co-haring-pudding-shot-makers, Sharin’ Fluids and Show & Tell Hashers: 2 Vicodin & a Bottle of Wine, AnalLytical, Asti Spunk On Me, Babe, B.O.S., Back Check 2, Cakehole, Coxcykle, Cum on My Back-teria, Damaged Goods, Diaper Rash, Dripstick, I am Not a Cock, Jaws, Pennsil Vein, Poop Sky Walker, Rambush: First Blood, Ride the Pony, Scottish Finger Cuffs, Sex & Ate, Sleeps in her Sister’s Bed, Slurpee 2nds, S.O.G., SuziChapsDicks, The Rapist,…

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Hares: Mother Inferior, Cakehole, Show & Tell Hashers: KY King, VAGiant, Diaper Rash, Ride the Pony, Semper Pi, Touch Myself In General, Self Rising, I Needa More Head, I’m Not a Cock, Rambush: First Blood, Ass 2 Math, Big Fat Fuck, Don’key, How’d He Do Me and his Virgin, Tranny Head, Lube My Beads, Sleeps in his Sister’s Bed, No Pussy 4 Him, Udderly F-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, Just Candace, Olive Dick, Chicken Dick, In & Out, Six O’Cock, The Rapist, It’s Pretty…

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Hares: Udderly F-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, How’d He Do Me, Just Arthur Hashers: Phantom of the Areola, Sex & Ate, Lube My Beads, Tranny Head, Scottish Fingercuffs, Slurpee 2nds, Diaper Rash, Ride the Pony, Poop Skywalker, It’s Pretty Tight, Big Fat Fuck, Don’key, Touch Myself In General, Semper Pi, Creeping Charlie, I’m Not A Cock, Rambush: First Blood, No Pussy 4 Him, BOSS, SOG, Suzie Chapsdicks, Mother Inferior, Analytical, 2 Vicodin & a Bottle of Wine, Willing Filling, Speed Semen, Chicken Dick, Olive…

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H@res: Rambush: First Blood, Ass 2 Math, Winter Merkin, Semper Pi (as the coveted role of Beer Bitch) H@shers: I’m Not a Cock, Chicken Dick, Altered Boy, VAGiant, Diaper Rash, Cum On My Back-teria, Touch Myself In General, Hep-C, Sex & Ate, It’s Pretty Tight, Just Tori, Just Mallory, Just Buttlicker, No Pussy 4 Him, Udderly F-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, Pennsil Vein, Just Kelly and Just Kelly, Just Beth, The Rapist, Six o’Cock, and Olive Dick! Grill Bitches: Just Chuck?, Just Yeti ‘Tis…

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H@res: Slurpee 2nds, Scottish Fingercuffs, Ass To Math, Hi Hoe Hi Hoe, Semper Pi H@shers: Sex & Ate, Speed Semen, Willing Filling, Jaws, Diaper Rash, Cakehole, Touch Myself In General, After School Special, Trim My Bush, Rambush: First Blood, I’m Not A Cock, Full Mental Jacket, Winter Merkin, Poop Skywalker, Well-cum Back Kotter (or was it  WB Cocker?… no matter), Just Rodney (aka: Derrick Buttlick), Just Slurpee Offspring, 2 Virgins While all the other “Great Lake” over-achieving racists went north…

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Hares: Show & Tell, Cum On My Back-teria, Heavy Load H#shers: Cakehole, Coxcykle, No Pussy 4 Him, I’m Not a Cock, Rambush: First Blood, Just Tory, It’s Pretty Tight, Big Fat Fuck, Don’key, Ride the Pony, Diaper Rash, Lube My Beads, Winter Merkin, Ben Wa Ball-less, Cocktail Weiner, Chicken Dick, TrannyHead, Semper Pi, Touch Myself In General, VAGiant, Asti Spunk On Me, Altared Boy, Pubio, Udderly F-u-u-u-u-u-u-u–u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, Just Bethany,  Virgins and other Just ladies. A full moon can bring out…

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Hares: Lube My Beads, Diaper Rash, Six O’Cock Hashers: After School Special, Trim My Bush, Ride the Pony, Semper Pi, Touch Myself In General, Sex & Ate, Coxcykle, Tranny Head, Too Drunk 2 Fuck, Udderly F-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, Pubio, Show & Tell, Rambush: First Blood, I’m Not a Cock, Ass To Math, Cum On My Back-teria, Winter Merkin, Phantom of the Areola, A Just, The Rapist The heat could melt transplants on this fine afternoon in Mexi-Melvindale. The local thugs and gang…

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Hares: PennsylVein, Sharin’ Fluids, Used Virgin, Just Mallory Hashers: Six o’Cock, The Rapist, Coxcykle, Penis Pimp, Tranny Head, After School Special, Trim My Bush, Sex & Ate, Ring Around the Russel, Toxic Crotch, Olive Dick, Cakehole, Diaper Rash, Ride the Pony, Lube My Beads, Cum On My Back-teria, Winter Merkin, No Pussy 4 Him, Chicken Dick, Pubio, Stickless, a bunch of Justs, a bunch of Virgins. Saturday afternoon was like any other with our pack of asses. The Virgins and…

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Hares: Ben Wa Ball-less, Chicken Dick, Jaws Hashers: PennsylVein, I’m Not a Cock, Rambush: First Blood, Trannyhead, Dr. NILF, Rubber Gloves, Just Talent, After School Special, Trim My Bush, Hep-C, Semper Pi, Touch Myself In General, Back Check 2, Altered Boy, Vagiant, Decorated Asshole, No Pussy For Him, Cakehole, Ride the Pony, Diaper Rash, Winter Merkin! The hares hadn’t even dropped their balls…of flour on the ground, and there were already ambulances and the police brigade surrounding our belligerent gang…

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Hares: VAGiant, Big Fat Fuck, How’d He Do Me, Don’key Hashers: Ass To Math, Touch Myself In General, No Pussy 4 Him, Diaper Rash, Ride the Pony, Trim My Bush, After School Special, BOS, SOG, Cum on My Back-teria, Winter Merkin, Cakehole, Show ‘n Tell, Chicken Dick, Analytical, Suzie Chapsdicks, Toxic Crotch, Just Mallory, Just Shannon, Olive Dick, Rambush: First Blood, I’m Not a Cock, Just Tori, Altered Boy, Pubio, Poop Skywalker, Damaged Goods, Maggot, Just Talent :), Phantom of…

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