It was a beautiful sunny day in January. Cold – yes, but it could have so much colder. There was a gathering of hale and hearty hashers in downtown Canton. Wait…does Canton have a downtown? I’ll try again. There was a gathering of hale and hearty hashers in the vaguely defined suburban area called “Canton”. This was hash #1061, or there abouts of the Great Lakes H3. Or, as we like to call them, “Lansing” There were Lansing hashers, Motown…
There was a hash today! Despite the rain, a fair number (10) of enthused hashers came out for the on-start at Hunt Park. Not Whip, though, he had to come late because he had to poop. And this is true! Luckily we could all confirm that things came out nice and clean when he showed us his butt per tradition at the conclusion circle. Anyway, enough of that. The hare (me) set off in the pouring rain to lay some…
Well, once again we had a hash on an almost perfect fall day. Your hares were in abundance – Slip’n Ride, Mother Inferior, Whip It Out, Service Dog? and Special guest hare – Backstage Ass. We circled up at Maryfield Wildwood park, looking fine in our Halloween costumes. The hares were off and away giving a brief tour of the ravines making up the path of the murdered Allen Creek. FWB beer and shots were absconded with. Were we becoming…
Hares: I’d Do Normal Cockwell, Whip It Out Pack: Yes , there was a contingent of hashers and at least couple of virgins. I believe most of them signed the Book of Presence. It was just a fantastic fall day. Almost too nice to hash. Almost I say, because there was a hash. A contingent of about 15 hashers and virgins gathered at Hunt Park in Ann Arbor for the last-minute themed and last-minute planned Plaidurday Hash. After a brief…
The hash started off well with an email from a hare informing everyone that the on-after bar was closing early and we would have to make a new plan. Oh well. We all showed up to enjoy an odd situation where we sold our firstborn child and then got a wristband that allowed us to pour our own beer for the pre-lube. It was extremely hot at circle and shirts were removed and insults hurled. The hares, led by Just…
Cum on Down MI Interhash 2024 Just a brief recap. We had a great weekend with 60+ folks from at least five states and the UK. A good time was had by all! Thank you cumming out! Trails were beautiful, long and shitty. The hares were properly reviled as evidenced by many-many down-downs. A huge thanks to all the hares for making the pack work for their golden nectar. Food was plentiful. Another big thank you to the army of kitchen bitches…
We all showed up at the Planet Fitness parking lot in Brighton for the inaugural r*nning of the MoA2H3 2.62 mi shitshow. RD Spankbank was on her game, there were pre-run snacks and beverage for that last minute carb loading. Packet pickup want smoother than usual (packets included race number with linked safety pins, a granola bar, something else and the coveted 2.62 sticker). I was resplendent in full ultra gear as one does for a race of this distance. I did forget to…
Wanted to send a note out to all that came to the ‘as described ‘ shit show ~ it was Long, Hot , and oooh so wet. All to say good bye to our fair weather friends. I would like to send a HUGE THANK YOU out to Pocket Cock-u-later for manning NOT just the river of styx crossing -providing me a decent head start on the 2nd half of trail. [ First time I have been able to live…
Maple Hash Trash – Run #1742 – 4/23/23 SO, there we were. After a string of bad luck weather for all of his (or our) harings, Banjo was in greater luck this time – we had a beautiful day for a hash. After braving a 4yr old bday party, leaving before cake was served, and unabashedly leaving the angry dessert-barren children with my mother, I headed on down to Maybury State Park to pick up Banjo at the BN after some walker trail pre-layings….