Beer mile
Beer mile is a drinking race combining r@unning and speed drinking (Wikipedia). DUH….
Spring Beer Mile is now in the books and not a single Hasher blew chunks! Bummer… The course was a nice half assed loop with a few minor obstacles. The timer starts and the heavenly sound of beers cracking and gulping begins, as the empties hit the ground, they’re off! Rounding the first bend the r@nners are feeling like a million bucks, sprinting down the stretch and blazing trail back for beer number two. Beer two is slightly slower for most, but COMB makes it look a day at the office. Chicken, Diaper, Asti and No Pussy right on COMB’s tail and they are back out on the course trying to reel him in. The peanut gallery egging us on as we all chug beers and belch, making room in our bellies for more of this golden nectar. The pace slows a bit and the effects start setting in. The crew is now starting to catch the attention of the Detroit residents and eyes peer at us from the black burka’s scattered around the course. Beer three and Cakehole throws in the towel, the PBR’s are too much for him to handle and he’s now DNF’d, PensilVein is also feeling it as he dances around staring at the ground trying to keep from blowing chunks… and he DNF’s. VaGiant, Pony and P3 are now knocking on the back door as the three of them battle for their places in the lineup. I Am Not A Cock working on making this a PR beer mile. Pubio, well… cums late….glass bottles and officially takes last place. Good Job to all the wanks who participated and the peanut gallery for cheering us on as we battled this epic challenge.
Offical times..
March 30, 2014
COMB 7:59
Chicken Dick 9:15
Diaper Rash 9:48
Asti Spunk on Me 11:48
No Pussy for You 11:58
Just Dylan 12:38
P3 13:04
VaGiant 13:15
Ride the Pony 13:31
I Am Not a Cock 15:36
Pubio 24:12 (16:13)
Wanks of Shame (DNF’s)
PensilVein
Cakehole
On-On
P3