Cum on Down MI Interhash 2024 Just a brief recap. We had a great weekend with 60+ folks from at least five states and the UK. A good time was had by all! Thank you cumming out! Trails were beautiful, long and shitty. The hares were properly reviled as evidenced by many-many down-downs. A huge thanks to all the hares for making the pack work for their golden nectar. Food was plentiful. Another big thank you to the army of kitchen bitches…
We all showed up at the Planet Fitness parking lot in Brighton for the inaugural r*nning of the MoA2H3 2.62 mi shitshow. RD Spankbank was on her game, there were pre-run snacks and beverage for that last minute carb loading. Packet pickup want smoother than usual (packets included race number with linked safety pins, a granola bar, something else and the coveted 2.62 sticker). I was resplendent in full ultra gear as one does for a race of this distance. I did forget to…
Wanted to send a note out to all that came to the ‘as described ‘ shit show ~ it was Long, Hot , and oooh so wet. All to say good bye to our fair weather friends. I would like to send a HUGE THANK YOU out to Pocket Cock-u-later for manning NOT just the river of styx crossing -providing me a decent head start on the 2nd half of trail. [ First time I have been able to live…
Maple Hash Trash – Run #1742 – 4/23/23 SO, there we were. After a string of bad luck weather for all of his (or our) harings, Banjo was in greater luck this time – we had a beautiful day for a hash. After braving a 4yr old bday party, leaving before cake was served, and unabashedly leaving the angry dessert-barren children with my mother, I headed on down to Maybury State Park to pick up Banjo at the BN after some walker trail pre-layings….
In spite of all of your worry last night went okThat man just threw his money up and ran awayDid we get arrested? No we did notWe didn’t shoot anyone, we didn’t get shotWe didn’t hurt anyone, at least not a lotAnd we got what we wanted. We got what we wanted! Which I imagine is what any hares worth their salt would say to each other after a hash. If I were a decent hare I would know, but…
Motown Invades Hotown 12/7 – 12/11 Houston was getting crowded. TMI and Just Andrew (more on that later) arrived on Wednesday. VaGiant and Backstage arrived on Thursday. Of course, the real run started on Friday when Whip arrived. After sending me a pic of my arriving flight Goose picked me up at the IHA and took me to a nearby brewery with some good sours. Most of the rest of the crew were there already and several drinks in. VaGiant…
Spank Here! This is most certainly, probably, the latest submission of a hash trash ever. Maybe. So there I was. I left Linden at the early hour of it’s-too-f#cking-early to drop Sleeping Pukey off for his FIRST Marat#on. What a dummy. Now – how do I get to the Dequindre Cut parking lot so I can start laying this teeny-tiny trail to our Freep Beer C#eck Marathon on-start? I thought I found a way that would get me there in…
So there I was on a windy, cold, drizzly Monday evening in Hamtramck. A place named after a French guy who got drunk and left an “a” out if his name when he was signing his bar tab and was too embarrassed to admit the mistake. There was a small group of hashers there when I pulled into the stadium parking lot. We had Hairy Squatter, a guy in a Unabomber hoodie who turned out to be Show and Tell, Cock…
Hash Trash: Hot Person (Not) Interhash 2022 Well well well, there was a hash last weekend. A big hash! It wasn’t interhash, but it was… close enough. We gathered at the extremely hospitable (too hospitable???) Red Roof Inn in adorable Lake Orion for a weekend of revelry, r#nning, and… other things too, for some people. Folks started the pre-lube early Friday afternoon and Scottish, Slurpee and others enjoyed free beers purchased for them because someone’s wife died? Sounded sad to…