Hares: Udderly F-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, How’d He Do Me, Just Arthur Hashers: Phantom of the Areola, Sex & Ate, Lube My Beads, Tranny Head, Scottish Fingercuffs, Slurpee 2nds, Diaper Rash, Ride the Pony, Poop Skywalker, It’s Pretty Tight, Big Fat Fuck, Don’key, Touch Myself In General, Semper Pi, Creeping Charlie, I’m Not A Cock, Rambush: First Blood, No Pussy 4 Him, BOSS, SOG, Suzie Chapsdicks, Mother Inferior, Analytical, 2 Vicodin & a Bottle of Wine, Willing Filling, Speed Semen, Chicken Dick, Olive…

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H@res: VaGiant, Just Beth, I’m Not a Cock Hounds: 2 Vicodin, Asti Spunk On Me, CakeHole, Chicken Dick, Cunt Remember, How’d He Do Me, No Pussy, Olive Dick, Pennsil Vein, Rambush: First Blood, Semper Pi (beer bitched), TMI General, Tranny Head, Udderly Fucked, Whip It Out, Hept C, Just Kirov & Just Shiver, Just Brian, Just Heather, Just Kelly, Just Kyle, Just Steven, Just Kelly 2, Just Arthur, & 7 virgins You thought the Olympics were over, but the hashers…

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H@res: Rambush: First Blood, Ass 2 Math, Winter Merkin, Semper Pi (as the coveted role of Beer Bitch) H@shers: I’m Not a Cock, Chicken Dick, Altered Boy, VAGiant, Diaper Rash, Cum On My Back-teria, Touch Myself In General, Hep-C, Sex & Ate, It’s Pretty Tight, Just Tori, Just Mallory, Just Buttlicker, No Pussy 4 Him, Udderly F-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, Pennsil Vein, Just Kelly and Just Kelly, Just Beth, The Rapist, Six o’Cock, and Olive Dick! Grill Bitches: Just Chuck?, Just Yeti ‘Tis…

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Hares: Diaper Rash, Show & Tell, CAKEHOLE!!!! Hounds: Sex & ate, Rambush, I Am Not A Cock, Coxcykle, Vagiant, Udderly Fu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, Just Beth, Trim My Bush, After School Special, Ride the Pony, Pubio, Used Virgin, Pennsil Vein, No Pussy 4 Him, Chicken Dick, Slurpee 2nds, Scottish Finger Cuffs, Full Mental Jacket, Just Ken, Just Carol, Howdy Do Me, Ben Wa Ball-less, Jaws, others who shall remain nameless because I cannot remember. Shit that happened: Trail was hot. Trim My Bush…

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H@res: Slurpee 2nds, Scottish Fingercuffs, Ass To Math, Hi Hoe Hi Hoe, Semper Pi H@shers: Sex & Ate, Speed Semen, Willing Filling, Jaws, Diaper Rash, Cakehole, Touch Myself In General, After School Special, Trim My Bush, Rambush: First Blood, I’m Not A Cock, Full Mental Jacket, Winter Merkin, Poop Skywalker, Well-cum Back Kotter (or was it  WB Cocker?… no matter), Just Rodney (aka: Derrick Buttlick), Just Slurpee Offspring, 2 Virgins While all the other “Great Lake” over-achieving racists went north…

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Hares: Show & Tell, Cum On My Back-teria, Heavy Load H#shers: Cakehole, Coxcykle, No Pussy 4 Him, I’m Not a Cock, Rambush: First Blood, Just Tory, It’s Pretty Tight, Big Fat Fuck, Don’key, Ride the Pony, Diaper Rash, Lube My Beads, Winter Merkin, Ben Wa Ball-less, Cocktail Weiner, Chicken Dick, TrannyHead, Semper Pi, Touch Myself In General, VAGiant, Asti Spunk On Me, Altared Boy, Pubio, Udderly F-u-u-u-u-u-u-u–u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, Just Bethany,  Virgins and other Just ladies. A full moon can bring out…

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Hares: Lube My Beads, Diaper Rash, Six O’Cock Hashers: After School Special, Trim My Bush, Ride the Pony, Semper Pi, Touch Myself In General, Sex & Ate, Coxcykle, Tranny Head, Too Drunk 2 Fuck, Udderly F-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, Pubio, Show & Tell, Rambush: First Blood, I’m Not a Cock, Ass To Math, Cum On My Back-teria, Winter Merkin, Phantom of the Areola, A Just, The Rapist The heat could melt transplants on this fine afternoon in Mexi-Melvindale. The local thugs and gang…

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Hares: PennsylVein, Sharin’ Fluids, Used Virgin, Just Mallory Hashers: Six o’Cock, The Rapist, Coxcykle, Penis Pimp, Tranny Head, After School Special, Trim My Bush, Sex & Ate, Ring Around the Russel, Toxic Crotch, Olive Dick, Cakehole, Diaper Rash, Ride the Pony, Lube My Beads, Cum On My Back-teria, Winter Merkin, No Pussy 4 Him, Chicken Dick, Pubio, Stickless, a bunch of Justs, a bunch of Virgins. Saturday afternoon was like any other with our pack of asses. The Virgins and…

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Hares: Semper Pi, Touch Myself In General, Hep C Hashers: Rambush: First Blood, I am Not a Cock, Just Tori, the Decorated Asshole, Six O’Cock, the Rapist, Udderly F-u-u-ucked, After School Special, Trim My Bush, Just Amanda, Just Roger (virgin), Just Dan, Tranny Head, Just Kelly, Sex & Ate You know a hash will be memorable when it starts with a random virgin in BC goggles wandering up to the gathering throng and telling us he was invited by “some…

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Hares: Ben Wa Ball-less, Chicken Dick, Jaws Hashers: PennsylVein, I’m Not a Cock, Rambush: First Blood, Trannyhead, Dr. NILF, Rubber Gloves, Just Talent, After School Special, Trim My Bush, Hep-C, Semper Pi, Touch Myself In General, Back Check 2, Altered Boy, Vagiant, Decorated Asshole, No Pussy For Him, Cakehole, Ride the Pony, Diaper Rash, Winter Merkin! The hares hadn’t even dropped their balls…of flour on the ground, and there were already ambulances and the police brigade surrounding our belligerent gang…

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