Contributed by VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGiant: Earth Day Hash! Hares: TMI General, Semper Pi, others? Hashers: The usuals, plus a Virgin or two, plus some un-usuals. The weather god must have known we were polishing her surface, as we were blessed with sunny skies and great temperatures. Diaper showed up with some “race herpes” on his leg, along with a v*gina ankle. He might have been standing at circle, but not without help. Needless to say, we all pointed and laughed. Everyone was…

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COMB has had this on his Agenda almost as long as the 12.12.12 hash. Needless to say, he made sure it was poorly planned and relied entirely on the expertise of Rambush, I Am Not A Cock, and Winter Merkin to get most of the pack to the On-In. In the beginning, it was cold. Really fucking cold. Really, really fucking cold. We could keep going here, but I assume the point has found its way across. It was so…

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Courtesy of Semper Pi: So there we were in the parking lot of the farmers market, also the 44th court lot (very near to the police dept too), this will become an important detail later. Circle was barely audible as Vagiant was morose and trailed off several times. Not a cock had to take over, but by that time the pack was restless & missed the part that all walker marks were going to be in chalk only. Chicken dick’s…

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Courtesy of Mrs. Rambush: First Blood~ Hares: Heavy Load, with co-haring-pudding-shot-makers, Sharin’ Fluids and Show & Tell Hashers: 2 Vicodin & a Bottle of Wine, AnalLytical, Asti Spunk On Me, Babe, B.O.S., Back Check 2, Cakehole, Coxcykle, Cum on My Back-teria, Damaged Goods, Diaper Rash, Dripstick, I am Not a Cock, Jaws, Pennsil Vein, Poop Sky Walker, Rambush: First Blood, Ride the Pony, Scottish Finger Cuffs, Sex & Ate, Sleeps in her Sister’s Bed, Slurpee 2nds, S.O.G., SuziChapsDicks, The Rapist,…

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Hares: Mother Inferior, Cakehole, Show & Tell Hashers: KY King, VAGiant, Diaper Rash, Ride the Pony, Semper Pi, Touch Myself In General, Self Rising, I Needa More Head, I’m Not a Cock, Rambush: First Blood, Ass 2 Math, Big Fat Fuck, Don’key, How’d He Do Me and his Virgin, Tranny Head, Lube My Beads, Sleeps in his Sister’s Bed, No Pussy 4 Him, Udderly F-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, Just Candace, Olive Dick, Chicken Dick, In & Out, Six O’Cock, The Rapist, It’s Pretty…

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Hares: Udderly F-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, How’d He Do Me, Just Arthur Hashers: Phantom of the Areola, Sex & Ate, Lube My Beads, Tranny Head, Scottish Fingercuffs, Slurpee 2nds, Diaper Rash, Ride the Pony, Poop Skywalker, It’s Pretty Tight, Big Fat Fuck, Don’key, Touch Myself In General, Semper Pi, Creeping Charlie, I’m Not A Cock, Rambush: First Blood, No Pussy 4 Him, BOSS, SOG, Suzie Chapsdicks, Mother Inferior, Analytical, 2 Vicodin & a Bottle of Wine, Willing Filling, Speed Semen, Chicken Dick, Olive…

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H@res: VaGiant, Just Beth, I’m Not a Cock Hounds: 2 Vicodin, Asti Spunk On Me, CakeHole, Chicken Dick, Cunt Remember, How’d He Do Me, No Pussy, Olive Dick, Pennsil Vein, Rambush: First Blood, Semper Pi (beer bitched), TMI General, Tranny Head, Udderly Fucked, Whip It Out, Hept C, Just Kirov & Just Shiver, Just Brian, Just Heather, Just Kelly, Just Kyle, Just Steven, Just Kelly 2, Just Arthur, & 7 virgins You thought the Olympics were over, but the hashers…

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H@res: Rambush: First Blood, Ass 2 Math, Winter Merkin, Semper Pi (as the coveted role of Beer Bitch) H@shers: I’m Not a Cock, Chicken Dick, Altered Boy, VAGiant, Diaper Rash, Cum On My Back-teria, Touch Myself In General, Hep-C, Sex & Ate, It’s Pretty Tight, Just Tori, Just Mallory, Just Buttlicker, No Pussy 4 Him, Udderly F-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, Pennsil Vein, Just Kelly and Just Kelly, Just Beth, The Rapist, Six o’Cock, and Olive Dick! Grill Bitches: Just Chuck?, Just Yeti ‘Tis…

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Hares: Diaper Rash, Show & Tell, CAKEHOLE!!!! Hounds: Sex & ate, Rambush, I Am Not A Cock, Coxcykle, Vagiant, Udderly Fu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, Just Beth, Trim My Bush, After School Special, Ride the Pony, Pubio, Used Virgin, Pennsil Vein, No Pussy 4 Him, Chicken Dick, Slurpee 2nds, Scottish Finger Cuffs, Full Mental Jacket, Just Ken, Just Carol, Howdy Do Me, Ben Wa Ball-less, Jaws, others who shall remain nameless because I cannot remember. Shit that happened: Trail was hot. Trim My Bush…

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H@res: Slurpee 2nds, Scottish Fingercuffs, Ass To Math, Hi Hoe Hi Hoe, Semper Pi H@shers: Sex & Ate, Speed Semen, Willing Filling, Jaws, Diaper Rash, Cakehole, Touch Myself In General, After School Special, Trim My Bush, Rambush: First Blood, I’m Not A Cock, Full Mental Jacket, Winter Merkin, Poop Skywalker, Well-cum Back Kotter (or was it  WB Cocker?… no matter), Just Rodney (aka: Derrick Buttlick), Just Slurpee Offspring, 2 Virgins While all the other “Great Lake” over-achieving racists went north…

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