Motown Ann Arbor Hash House Harriers

Submitted by Big Fat Fuck: We had about some hashers, I don’t remember everyone because I was a bit buzzed. It seems that everyone had a good time. If I have forgotten you please let me know by responding to idontfingcare@indifferent.com hashers present: I am not a cock, Rambush, BFF, Face, JP, Ass Ripper, Just Jill, Just Lindsay, Kiddie, Porn Dungeon, Cock Lobster, Pubio, POTA, Decorated Asshole, Anallytical, Donkey, Just Eric, Just Courtney, Olive Dick, Just Charity Trail was 4.5ish…

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Contributed by VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGiant: Earth Day Hash! Hares: TMI General, Semper Pi, others? Hashers: The usuals, plus a Virgin or two, plus some un-usuals. The weather god must have known we were polishing her surface, as we were blessed with sunny skies and great temperatures. Diaper showed up with some “race herpes” on his leg, along with a v*gina ankle. He might have been standing at circle, but not without help. Needless to say, we all pointed and laughed. Everyone was…

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COMB has had this on his Agenda almost as long as the 12.12.12 hash. Needless to say, he made sure it was poorly planned and relied entirely on the expertise of Rambush, I Am Not A Cock, and Winter Merkin to get most of the pack to the On-In. In the beginning, it was cold. Really fucking cold. Really, really fucking cold. We could keep going here, but I assume the point has found its way across. It was so…

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Courtesy of Semper Pi: So there we were in the parking lot of the farmers market, also the 44th court lot (very near to the police dept too), this will become an important detail later. Circle was barely audible as Vagiant was morose and trailed off several times. Not a cock had to take over, but by that time the pack was restless & missed the part that all walker marks were going to be in chalk only. Chicken dick’s…

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Hares: Diaper Rash, Show & Tell, CAKEHOLE!!!! Hounds: Sex & ate, Rambush, I Am Not A Cock, Coxcykle, Vagiant, Udderly Fu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, Just Beth, Trim My Bush, After School Special, Ride the Pony, Pubio, Used Virgin, Pennsil Vein, No Pussy 4 Him, Chicken Dick, Slurpee 2nds, Scottish Finger Cuffs, Full Mental Jacket, Just Ken, Just Carol, Howdy Do Me, Ben Wa Ball-less, Jaws, others who shall remain nameless because I cannot remember. Shit that happened: Trail was hot. Trim My Bush…

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Hares: Semper Pi, Touch Myself In General, Hep C Hashers: Rambush: First Blood, I am Not a Cock, Just Tori, the Decorated Asshole, Six O’Cock, the Rapist, Udderly F-u-u-ucked, After School Special, Trim My Bush, Just Amanda, Just Roger (virgin), Just Dan, Tranny Head, Just Kelly, Sex & Ate You know a hash will be memorable when it starts with a random virgin in BC goggles wandering up to the gathering throng and telling us he was invited by “some…

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Hares: Olive Dick, Vagiant, Just Mallory, Scottish Finger Cuffs, Just Shannon, Olive Dick’s progeny (kevin?) Hashers present: Diaper Rash, Ride the Pony, Sex & Ate, Tranny Head, Coxcykle, Lube My Beads, Cum On My Back-teria, Udderly fu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, Rambush: First Blood, Rambush’s progeny, I Am Not A Cock, No Pussy 4 Him, Big Fat Fuck, Donkey, Full Mental Jacket, Slurpee 2nds, Just Tramp, Toxic Crotch, Maggot, Decorated Asshole, Jaws, Ben Wa Ball-less, Chicken Dick, Touch Myself In General, Cocktail Weiner, Mrs….

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As Winter Merkin was out of town this weekend being a racist, BFF has submitted hash trash from the hare’s perspective: Hashers present: Tranny, BFF, Don’key, Cakehole, Vag, AB, NPfY, J Chris, Damaged, Poop, Chicken, J scott(I think), Show’n’Tell, just Vaughn Quotes- Tranny “your nice when you are drunk” Bff “I am? Why?” Tranny “you leave a lot more marks” Cakehole “I love haring drunk. I’m going to do this from now on! Thanks BFF” Poop “I’m drunk” AB “I’m…

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HARES: The Stranger, BFF, Don’key HASHERS: Diaper Rash, Ride the Pony, AnalLytical, Ring Around the Russel, Pennsil Vein, Just Michael, After School Special, I am Not a Cock, Rambush: First Blood, Lube My Beads, The Decorated Asshole, Cakehole, No Pussy for You, Rubber Gloves, Sex and Ate, Six O’Cock, Chicken Dick, Ice Bitch, Just Helen, Udderly Fuuuuuuuuuucked “He’s going to Kansas City…. Kansas City, here he cums…” So we “serenaded” the Stranger on Sunday afternoon in the Big D as…

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Hares: Coxcykle, Slurpee Seconds, Udderly Fu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ucked, and Damaged Goods. Hounds: After School Special, Back Check 2, Chicken Dick, Creeping Charlie, Cum On My Back-teria, Diaper Rash, Full Mental Jacket, I Am Not A Cock, Just Ashley, Just Michael, KY King, Mother Inferior, Phantom of the Areola, Rambush: First Blood, Scottish Finger Cuffs, Semper Pi, Sex & Ate, Touch Myself In General, Vagiant, Whip It Out… and maybe some other wanks I’ve forgotten. The hash began like many hashes have begun…

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